Combining names is BAD

So stop it now. Where did this start? Was it Bennifer? I mean, I can see that, find, Ben and Jen, hey, they only differ by a letter.

But TomKat? Yeah, I get it. TomKat. Tomcat. Uh huh. Quit it.

And some jackass at the Trib (the Chicago Tribune) put "Vinciffer" in a headline. I won't read that article on principle, because that is Stoopid. Capital S and two o's kind of Stoopid.

Quit. Combining. Names.