I Don't Hold Grudges

But I clearly remember the one time my brother, he of the ever rational and logical choices and NO that's not sarcasm, decided to pound his fist on the brand new tube of toothpaste and it broke out the sealed end and I think he scraped the toothpaste back in and sealed the end of the tube with duct tape, thus RUINING the brand new tube of toothpaste, which is one of my favorite things.

But no grudges.