My Boss is a Gossip

Okay, so I knew this about my boss. If she has information, it comes our way, even if it's somewhat inappropriate, or old, or in the middle of an important meeting. She will tell us most anything, and that goes for everyone else, apparently, as suddenly everyone knows I'm pregnant here.

Which is fine, I guess, but still weird. I actually somewhat prefer it to having to tell everyone myself, because that gets awkward: "So, um, I got myself knocked up again!", and even now, I landed in a conversation with a well-wisher about the age span of Luke and No-Nickname-Baby and she said it was a good age span, did we plan this, did we have help? And I desperately scrambled away from HOW I got pregnant, because I'm just not comfortable with talk of 'trying' with my coworkers, and if I say it out loud to them I'll be forced to say something like "We're just really fertile!" or "We've got it down to a science!" and then I'll have to beat my head against a wall until I lose consciousness.