Two and A Half Hours

Does not want to try dinner.
Screams.
Does not want to take a bath with sister.
Screams.
Does not want to brush teeth if toothpaste was put on the toothbrush by someone else.
Screams.
Does not want sister to be OUT of the bath, as he had not yet gotten IN.
Screams.
Plays with toys in his room and the hall for half an hour, happily.
Eats watermelon - three slices - for dinner.
Does not want to change into PJs.
Screams.
Kicks mother.
Sent directly to bed, BEFORE SISTER!
SCREAMS!
Loses a bedtime book.
SCREEEEEEEAMS.
Sobs.
Hysterical.
Still crying about that book.
Hiccup crying.
OH GOD, GOING TO BED BEFORE MY SISTER!
AAAAAGH!
Throwing self on bed.
Light turned off and mother exits.
Comes out begging to brush teeth.
Request denied.
Further screaming.
Sobbing.
Hiccough crying.
Wants water.
Mother lays with him to calm him.
Accuse mother "You NEVER come when I ask!"
Mother brings water.
Sleep.